Tearoom Masochism

You make me face palm like I’ve never face palmed before Please stop being a fucking idiot

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:50:40 +1000

You make me face palm like I’ve never face palmed before

Please stop being a fucking idiot

Look at my horse - My Horse is Amazing

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:20:35 +1000

huntingofthesnark: Murrmurr: Could you ever go out in a committed, long-term relationship with a...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:21:06 +1000

huntingofthesnark:

Murrmurr: Could you ever go out in a committed, long-term relationship with a religous person? I.E., does not want sex before marriage, believes in the creationist theory, goes to church every sunday…

I don’t think so. Generally I can have respect for people who are super-religious until it starts touching my life on a regular basis - and even when I’m displaying that respect, there’s a part of me thinking they’re a blind idiot. I went out with a girl for two years who didn’t want sex before marriage and “I strongly believe that it was eventually this lack of intimacy that tore us apart.”

Finally, somebody who was that strong a Christian would believe that I, as an atheist, would be damned to an eternity in Hell, or at the very least, purgatory. I don’t believe in Hell, but it’s not so much what I think, it’s what they think - whilst they might think I’m a great person, if they still believed I’m damned, then I don’t think I could be with them.

So, no.

I think thats harsh. I’m not religious, I never practised abstaining from sex before marriage for any reason - reilgious, personal or cultural.

However I think that if you believe that intimacy or the majority of intimacy will come from sex - your relationships will ultimately and more than likely fail.

Sex can be intimate, but based on the existance of one night stands, casual flings etc it’s definatly something that can not.

Intimacy is someone remembering how you take your tea, pulling the blankets over you when your sick because you’ve kicked them off, hugs, personal jokes, holding hands, dancing in the kitchen, being carried to bed when you pass out on the couch, the person who brings you a bucket and some aspro clear and sits there while you chuck and laughs at you when you say “I’ll never drink again” and laughs even harder when you crack open a beer two days later.

And as much as I can’t beleive I’m going to say this.

Intimacy is the shit that makes sex that much better. Not the other way around.

A letter to the American Film Execs

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:53:09 +1000

WHAT THE FUCK? For years and years I have been watching you shamlessly take the tv shows and movies of other countries and recycling and defacing them into your own 30 minute mtv, glamour, shiny, product endorsement bullshit.

Your imitation of european cinema, k-horror, j-horror, australian is fucking appaling.

The ring, the ring 2, dark water, a tale of 2 sisters, the grudge, the eye, kath and kim, skins, the office just to name a few were raped and stripped of their originality and served luke warm between big fat ads and trailers for the latest offerings of nicolas cage looking concerned.

And now and now, you redo Death at a Funeral. Are you fucking serious. Do you have that much trouble with the english accent.

Would the australians try remaking the color purple or don’t be a menance south central or gilmore girls? No and why……cause it would be moronic.

Now I know your limited for time what with the torture of novels and extracting of plots that vaguely resemble the original story and the ongoing rip off the worlds media and general.

But seriously - you guys are dicks. With the hundreds and millions of dollars that are spent to make a film - surely, just surely you could drop a few dollars on the starving scriptwriters who could just be coming up with something vaguely original.

iammattjordan: spiritguide: (via fuckyeahkstew) She is really...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:49:52 +1000

iammattjordan:

spiritguide:

(via fuckyeahkstew)

She is really freaking pretty, but I don’t agree with all her life choices. Also, her acting is sort of abysmal.

But she’s pretty at least.

Nom

lol of the day “I don’t agree with her life choices” oh fuck me

my dream professsion...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:20:29 +1000

majormayhem:

…is angel of vengeance. just like matt damon but with ray ban’s and a pin stripe suit

Major,you may want to include a penis also. If memory serves me right they were anatomically lacking.

Currently

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:42:00 +1000

Listening to: Ladyhawke, Datarock & Allen Ginsberg

Wearing: Black Slip, Paisley Dress Thingy, Red Cardigan, Black Leggings and my fishie shoes

Reading: The Year of the Flood - Margeret Atwood (Dustcover and all)

Account Balance $85.00 in the bank account, $17.00 in the wallet and $200 in a yet to be cashed check

Looking forward to: Splitting a jug of bundy and coke with Jaimee to celebrate her getting fired

Margaret Atwood - Year of the flood There are two factors that...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:37:21 +1000

Margaret Atwood - Year of the flood

There are two factors that led to me picking this up

1. The Cover looks pretty and the book has a dust jacket - I freaking love dust jackets.

2. The Blurb - and I quote the source directly ” a natural disaster that will alter Earth as we know it. Now it has occured, obliterating most human life. Two woman have survived: Ren, a young trapeze dancer locked away in the high end sex club where she works and Toby, a God’s gardener who locks barricades herself inside a luxurious spa where many of the treatments are edible.

Lady Gaga - Fame Monster Verdict

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:20:26 +1000

I love it.

Reminds me of Visage, Boney M and Madonna when she was fabulous and not the crypt keeper.

Listening to Teeth on repeat.

"But I swear to god I will outlive all of them and dance on there graves."

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:13:19 +1000

“But I swear to god I will outlive all of them and dance on there graves.”

- My mother

I’ve asked around and no-one seems to know why I seemed so...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:21:59 +1000

I’ve asked around and no-one seems to know why I seemed so surprised

Photo

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:16:58 +1000

Every Goddam Christmas Party I’ve ever been too in my...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:15:52 +1000

Every Goddam Christmas Party I’ve ever been too in my life. A photo of me with my arms in the arm is taken.

Christmas Party Photobooth

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:12:50 +1000

Christmas Party Photobooth

Does anyone actually realise

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:11:35 +1000

artificialcinnamon:

phantombacons:

That Devo are fucking awesome

and not just for Whip it

Hi, let’s be friends.

Consider it done

Face Palm of Doom

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:25:15 +1000

Viewing the Christmas photos with a high sense of shame and listening to Split Enz

Photos to come

Does anyone actually realise

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:44:32 +1000

That Devo are fucking awesome

and not just for Whip it

My New Favourite Website

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:56:40 +1000

My New Favourite Website

I wet my pants

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:18:52 +1000

watching Faith No More Videos.

Mike Patton - you do things to do me that make me blush

I am the definition of happiness right now

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:09:08 +1000

Why You ask?

Listening to “The Ballad of the skeletons” by Allen Ginsberg
Reminising about the cum worthy Apple and Hazlenut Crumble with Rhubard Ice Cream
My ever so romantic husband having a cold pint of Killkenny sent to the table just for me
Moving to the city on Friday - I’ll get to see more of Jim Jams and Major….drinkies anyone?
Having money again because of said move
Raping Shanes Passport drive for movies to watch tonight
Dinner with Jess and Joel last night
Trying to create the perfect bubble solution with Jakes Mum and covering the balcony in detergent.
Rosario + Vampire
Gun Buster
Watching Zombieland and Moon in bed
Christmas shopping for kids
Getting my wisdom tree up to 200ft (Plants vs Zombies)
Donna giving me a book of photos of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds live

Tearoom Masochism

You make me face palm like I’ve never face palmed before Please stop being a fucking idiot

Look at my horse - My Horse is Amazing

huntingofthesnark: Murrmurr: Could you ever go out in a committed, long-term relationship with a...

A letter to the American Film Execs

iammattjordan: spiritguide: (via fuckyeahkstew) She is really...

my dream professsion...

Currently

Margaret Atwood - Year of the flood There are two factors that...

Lady Gaga - Fame Monster Verdict

"But I swear to god I will outlive all of them and dance on there graves."

I’ve asked around and no-one seems to know why I seemed so...

Photo

Every Goddam Christmas Party I’ve ever been too in my...

Christmas Party Photobooth

Does anyone actually realise

*Face Palm of Doom*

Does anyone actually realise

My New Favourite Website

I wet my pants

I am the definition of happiness right now

Face Palm of Doom