In my 19 years on this shithole I haven’t learned much but here are a couple things
- never date someone who doesn’t like the clash
- Fuck regrets, do drugs.
- If you meet anyone who says ” I love the catcher in the rye, it’s my favourite book, I really identify with Holden Caufield” back away slowly. You do not need to talk to that person. Nothing they say will benefit you in anyway.
- Alcohol may not be a solution to your problems, but who gives a shit about problems when you’re drunk
- Just because people talk about it a lot and say it’s really good, does not mean it’s really good.
- Old people are cool as shit except for the really lame ones.
- Never make a bet that you can be Vegan for 3 months.
DUDE FUCK YOU CATCHER IN THE RYE IS MY FAVORITE BOOK AND I LIKED HOLDEN
lol - refer to point three again
lol - refer to SUCK MY DICK
sugar honey girl - calm down sweetheart. So people don’t like Catcher in the Rye and tend to associate fans of the novel with douchebags. What are you going to do? There are way more important things to get your knickers in a twist about. Enjoy the rest of your day.
