In my 19 years on this shithole I haven’t learned much but here are a couple things

themari:

pertoleum:

  • never date someone who doesn’t like the clash
  • Fuck regrets, do drugs.
  • If you meet anyone who says ” I love the catcher in the rye, it’s my favourite book, I really identify with Holden Caufield” back away slowly. You do not need to talk to that person. Nothing they say will benefit you in anyway.
  • Alcohol may not be a solution to your problems, but who gives a shit about problems when you’re drunk
  • Just because people talk about it a lot and say it’s really good, does not mean it’s really good.
  • Old people are cool as shit except for the really lame ones.
  • Never make a bet that you can be Vegan for 3 months.

DUDE FUCK YOU CATCHER IN THE RYE IS MY FAVORITE BOOK AND I LIKED HOLDEN

 lol - refer to point three again