A letter to the American Film Execs
WHAT THE FUCK? For years and years I have been watching you shamlessly take the tv shows and movies of other countries and recycling and defacing them into your own 30 minute mtv, glamour, shiny, product endorsement bullshit.
Your imitation of european cinema, k-horror, j-horror, australian is fucking appaling.
The ring, the ring 2, dark water, a tale of 2 sisters, the grudge, the eye, kath and kim, skins, the office just to name a few were raped and stripped of their originality and served luke warm between big fat ads and trailers for the latest offerings of nicolas cage looking concerned.
And now and now, you redo Death at a Funeral. Are you fucking serious. Do you have that much trouble with the english accent.
Would the australians try remaking the color purple or don’t be a menance south central or gilmore girls? No and why……cause it would be moronic.
Now I know your limited for time what with the torture of novels and extracting of plots that vaguely resemble the original story and the ongoing rip off the worlds media and general.
But seriously - you guys are dicks. With the hundreds and millions of dollars that are spent to make a film - surely, just surely you could drop a few dollars on the starving scriptwriters who could just be coming up with something vaguely original.
