December 2009
19 posts
Urban Splendour - New tumblr →
Directing most of my attention here.
Add me if you like
“Like Romeo and Juliet, Bella and Edward aren’t in love. At best it’s a...”
– http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/forums/index.php?showtopic=749337
In my 19 years on this shithole I haven't learned...
themari:
phantombacons:
themari:
pertoleum:
never date someone who doesn’t like the clash
Fuck regrets, do drugs.
If you meet anyone who says ” I love the catcher in the rye, it’s my favourite book, I really identify with Holden Caufield” back away slowly. You do not need to talk to that person. Nothing they say will benefit you in anyway.
Alcohol may not be a solution to your problems,...
In my 19 years on this shithole I haven't learned...
themari:
pertoleum:
never date someone who doesn’t like the clash
Fuck regrets, do drugs.
If you meet anyone who says ” I love the catcher in the rye, it’s my favourite book, I really identify with Holden Caufield” back away slowly. You do not need to talk to that person. Nothing they say will benefit you in anyway.
Alcohol may not be a solution to your problems, but who gives a shit about...
In my 19 years on this shithole I haven't learned...
digitalbath:
bodyparts:
pertoleum:
never date someone who doesn’t like the clash
Fuck regrets, do drugs.
If you meet anyone who says ” I love the catcher in the rye, it’s my favourite book, I really identify with Holden Caufield” back away slowly. You do not need to talk to that person. Nothing they say will benefit you in anyway.
Alcohol may not be a solution to your problems, but who...
I hate the expression butthurt
it’s on the list of tumblr terms of doom such as
kthanxbye
just saying
no offence
Seriously eat dick
Avatar: Game Changers Don't Come from the Top....
inothernews:
dailyhuff:
brianvan:
ericmortensen:
I have not seen Avatar. Few have. Yet I keep reading these stories about it being a game changer that will revolutionize the industry. I have not seen Avatar, but I am fairly certain that it will not change anything.
Avatar is a big, expensive dinosaur of a movie in an era where major studios have less pull and less reach than they ever...
Xmas Presents to do list
Jake - Big Silver Skull Ring from House of Fetish - Deposit paid
Tom - Memorial Tattoo
Dad - Dan Brown The Lost Symbol and Mathew Reilly Warriors
Summer - Dora Explorer Bath Toys & Dora Explorer Phone
Dillon - Ben 10 PJ Set, Spiderman Set & Diego Rescue ATV
Meli - Digital Set Top Box
Jaimee - Cannot be disclosed as she has a tumblr
Major - Cannot be disclosed as he has a tumblr
...
Omfg, tumblr drama.
huntingofthesnark:
ivekissedbatman:
huntingofthesnark:
ivekissedbatman:
Dear Sierra,
Hello. You’re right about me not following you for long.. In all respect, do you not feel the slightest bit guilty after making fun of someone? I know I would & I do. I’m not going to call you a “fugly slut” or “stupid” or any other negative thing. I’m only pointing out :; Would you not feel abit.....
You make me face palm like I’ve never face palmed before
Please stop being a fucking idiot
Look at my horse - My Horse is Amazing
huntingofthesnark:
Murrmurr: Could you ever go out in a committed, long-term relationship with a religous person? I.E., does not want sex before marriage, believes in the creationist theory, goes to church every sunday…
I don’t think so. Generally I can have respect for people who are super-religious until it starts touching my life on a regular basis - and even when I’m displaying that...
A letter to the American Film Execs
WHAT THE FUCK? For years and years I have been watching you shamlessly take the tv shows and movies of other countries and recycling and defacing them into your own 30 minute mtv, glamour, shiny, product endorsement bullshit.
Your imitation of european cinema, k-horror, j-horror, australian is fucking appaling.
The ring, the ring 2, dark water, a tale of 2 sisters, the grudge, the eye, kath and...
my dream professsion...
majormayhem:
…is angel of vengeance. just like matt damon but with ray ban’s and a pin stripe suit
Major,you may want to include a penis also. If memory serves me right they were anatomically lacking.
Currently
Listening to: Ladyhawke, Datarock & Allen Ginsberg
Wearing: Black Slip, Paisley Dress Thingy, Red Cardigan, Black Leggings and my fishie shoes
Reading: The Year of the Flood - Margeret Atwood (Dustcover and all)
Account Balance $85.00 in the bank account, $17.00 in the wallet and $200 in a yet to be cashed check
Looking forward to: Splitting a jug of bundy and coke with Jaimee to celebrate...
