January 2010
1 post
NEW TUMBLR GO HERE
http://urbansplendour.tumblr.com/
December 2009
19 posts
Urban Splendour - New tumblr →
Directing most of my attention here.
Add me if you like
“Like Romeo and Juliet, Bella and Edward aren’t in love. At best it’s a...”
– http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/forums/index.php?showtopic=749337
In my 19 years on this shithole I haven't learned...
themari:
phantombacons:
themari:
pertoleum:
never date someone who doesn’t like the clash
Fuck regrets, do drugs.
If you meet anyone who says ” I love the catcher in the rye, it’s my favourite book, I really identify with Holden Caufield” back away slowly. You do not need to talk to that person. Nothing they say will benefit you in anyway.
Alcohol may not be a solution to your problems,...
In my 19 years on this shithole I haven't learned...
themari:
pertoleum:
never date someone who doesn’t like the clash
Fuck regrets, do drugs.
If you meet anyone who says ” I love the catcher in the rye, it’s my favourite book, I really identify with Holden Caufield” back away slowly. You do not need to talk to that person. Nothing they say will benefit you in anyway.
Alcohol may not be a solution to your problems, but who gives a shit about...
In my 19 years on this shithole I haven't learned...
digitalbath:
bodyparts:
pertoleum:
never date someone who doesn’t like the clash
Fuck regrets, do drugs.
If you meet anyone who says ” I love the catcher in the rye, it’s my favourite book, I really identify with Holden Caufield” back away slowly. You do not need to talk to that person. Nothing they say will benefit you in anyway.
Alcohol may not be a solution to your problems, but who...
I hate the expression butthurt
it’s on the list of tumblr terms of doom such as
kthanxbye
just saying
no offence
Seriously eat dick
Avatar: Game Changers Don't Come from the Top....
inothernews:
dailyhuff:
brianvan:
ericmortensen:
I have not seen Avatar. Few have. Yet I keep reading these stories about it being a game changer that will revolutionize the industry. I have not seen Avatar, but I am fairly certain that it will not change anything.
Avatar is a big, expensive dinosaur of a movie in an era where major studios have less pull and less reach than they ever...
Xmas Presents to do list
Jake - Big Silver Skull Ring from House of Fetish - Deposit paid
Tom - Memorial Tattoo
Dad - Dan Brown The Lost Symbol and Mathew Reilly Warriors
Summer - Dora Explorer Bath Toys & Dora Explorer Phone
Dillon - Ben 10 PJ Set, Spiderman Set & Diego Rescue ATV
Meli - Digital Set Top Box
Jaimee - Cannot be disclosed as she has a tumblr
Major - Cannot be disclosed as he has a tumblr
...
Omfg, tumblr drama.
huntingofthesnark:
ivekissedbatman:
huntingofthesnark:
ivekissedbatman:
Dear Sierra,
Hello. You’re right about me not following you for long.. In all respect, do you not feel the slightest bit guilty after making fun of someone? I know I would & I do. I’m not going to call you a “fugly slut” or “stupid” or any other negative thing. I’m only pointing out :; Would you not feel abit.....
You make me face palm like I’ve never face palmed before
Please stop being a fucking idiot
Look at my horse - My Horse is Amazing
huntingofthesnark:
Murrmurr: Could you ever go out in a committed, long-term relationship with a religous person? I.E., does not want sex before marriage, believes in the creationist theory, goes to church every sunday…
I don’t think so. Generally I can have respect for people who are super-religious until it starts touching my life on a regular basis - and even when I’m displaying that...
A letter to the American Film Execs
WHAT THE FUCK? For years and years I have been watching you shamlessly take the tv shows and movies of other countries and recycling and defacing them into your own 30 minute mtv, glamour, shiny, product endorsement bullshit.
Your imitation of european cinema, k-horror, j-horror, australian is fucking appaling.
The ring, the ring 2, dark water, a tale of 2 sisters, the grudge, the eye, kath and...
my dream professsion...
majormayhem:
…is angel of vengeance. just like matt damon but with ray ban’s and a pin stripe suit
Major,you may want to include a penis also. If memory serves me right they were anatomically lacking.
Currently
Listening to: Ladyhawke, Datarock & Allen Ginsberg
Wearing: Black Slip, Paisley Dress Thingy, Red Cardigan, Black Leggings and my fishie shoes
Reading: The Year of the Flood - Margeret Atwood (Dustcover and all)
Account Balance $85.00 in the bank account, $17.00 in the wallet and $200 in a yet to be cashed check
Looking forward to: Splitting a jug of bundy and coke with Jaimee to celebrate...
November 2009
23 posts
Lady Gaga - Fame Monster Verdict
I love it.
Reminds me of Visage, Boney M and Madonna when she was fabulous and not the crypt keeper.
Listening to Teeth on repeat.
“But I swear to god I will outlive all of them and dance on there graves.”
– My mother
Does anyone actually realise
artificialcinnamon:
phantombacons:
That Devo are fucking awesome
and not just for Whip it
Hi, let’s be friends.
Consider it done
*Face Palm of Doom*
Viewing the Christmas photos with a high sense of shame and listening to Split Enz
Photos to come
Does anyone actually realise
That Devo are fucking awesome
and not just for Whip it
My New Favourite Website →
I wet my pants
watching Faith No More Videos.
Mike Patton - you do things to do me that make me blush
I am the definition of happiness right now
Why You ask?
Listening to “The Ballad of the skeletons” by Allen Ginsberg
Reminising about the cum worthy Apple and Hazlenut Crumble with Rhubard Ice Cream
My ever so romantic husband having a cold pint of Killkenny sent to the table just for me
Moving to the city on Friday - I’ll get to see more of Jim Jams and Major….drinkies anyone?
Having money again because of ...
“Said the presidential skeleton ‘I won’t sign the bill”
– Allen Ginsberg - Ballad of the skeletons
I have PMS
Not Post Menstural Stress. Pre Moving Stress.
Jake and I are moving from the mountains back to the city. There is a adorable apartment awaiting us in Ultimo, moments stagger from Broadway Mall and the Landsdowne hotel and their $10 Bundy and Coke Jugs.
I’m ecstatic. Cheap rent, good location, having a social life again that doesn’t need to be planned weeks in advance due to the...
So Far this morning
I’ve
Woken up @ 4.30am
Told Jake to Piss off
Had a cup of tea
Processed all of my e-mails
Listened to Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy and Velvet Acid Christ
I think I’ve achieved a lot so far, so I plan to sleep on my desk for the rest of the day.
very good things:
delacroix:
Finally felt like doing this.
Loverman being home!
Looking up weird local places to visit on Atlas Obscura
Listening to The Smiths all day
Awesome, late night conversations with Nathan
Living on soups, grilled cheese, and various teas
Nick Cave’s The Death of Bunny Munro
Barhopping with Joe for the first time in ages
Filling up my calendar with rad events and visits
“The...
I have a crush on Kevin Spacey
digitalbath:
mmmmmmmm
MMMMMMMMMMM
I thought I was the only one
This town
is turning into a ghost town
I think about my eating habits alot
I eat meat - chicken, bacon, pork, steak, lamb, goat.
I was a vegetarian for a long time (which was started by a friends bet) then starting sneaking in seafood and eventually moved back on to chicken parmigiana and devilled sausages.
And whilst I love meat. Tucking into a roast chicken with gravy, roast pumpkin and corn is bliss.
I have no problem with meat, I have no problem with other people...
“and she feeds you tea and oranges that come all the way from china”
– Mr Leonard Cohen
I've decided
That when I do start looking to buy a house with Jake in the distant future. I will only settle for a house that when entered makes you swear that you can hear “The Partisan” on in one of the rooms.
October 2009
135 posts
Halloween
I plan to be running around with Jaimee and drinking on Saturday in Hyde Park
I need costume ideas?
Any help
When you've deactivated your bitch chip
Then Call me
We’ll talk and I won’t mock you mercilessly
saethis:
I have a terrible habit of insulting people about smoking cigarettes.
If I happen to do it to you, know that it’s nothing against you, it’s against your hobby. I have a huge thing against smoking cigarettes.
I have a terrible habit of insulting people who say things like “it’s nothing against you” - it’s nothing against you I just have a thing about people...
Listening to the clash and wishing someone would...
But then I’d owe someone $5000.00 and I’d be screwed
2009 Will be the end of me being financially immature
Also I’d love a glass of red right now
Financially horrible
Oh Dear,
I just found out that I also owe $610.00 dollars for my storage.
My name is Lithy and I am terrible with money.
I’m shocking I can’t save, I impulse buy, I’m over generous with my money - especially when I’m pissed, I’m lazy and spend cash on non-essential things like cabs, take aways and alcohol.
I’m fucking awful.
I was never taught anything...
Keep on rocking in the free world