Tearoom Masochism

I have a crush on Kevin Spacey

mmmmmmmm

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I thought I was the only one

This town

is turning into a ghost town

I think about my eating habits alot

I eat meat - chicken, bacon, pork, steak, lamb, goat.

I was a vegetarian for a long time (which was started by a friends bet) then starting sneaking in seafood and eventually moved back on to chicken parmigiana and devilled sausages.

And whilst I love meat. Tucking into a roast chicken with gravy, roast pumpkin and corn is bliss.

I have no problem with meat, I have no problem with other people who eat meat. However I do have a problem with mine and others detachment and lack of education in regards to “how the happy cow in the field becomes the medium rare rib eye steak slathered in garlic gravy on my plate”

I severly doubt I could kill a cow, pig or lamb to eat…actually I can guarentee you I couldn’t. I couldn’t even watch someone kill an animal that I would eat. I recoil in horror at the though of eating kidneys or liver but happily chomp my way through a peice of ass.

Logically it doesn’t make sense.

It’s hypocritical and stupid. Realistically if I cant consume every edible part of an animal, or kill it or watch it be killed - I shouldn’t be eating it.

Just some food for thought?

I've decided

That when I do start looking to buy a house with Jake in the distant future. I will only settle for a house that when entered makes you swear that you can hear “The Partisan” on in one of the rooms.

Halloween

I plan to be running around with Jaimee and drinking on Saturday in Hyde Park

I need costume ideas?

Any help

When you've deactivated your bitch chip

Then Call me

We’ll talk and I won’t mock you mercilessly

saethis:

I have a terrible habit of insulting people about smoking cigarettes.

If I happen to do it to you, know that it’s nothing against you, it’s against your hobby. I have a huge thing against smoking cigarettes.

I have a terrible habit of insulting people who say things like “it’s nothing against you” - it’s nothing against you I just have a thing about people who say “it’s nothing against you”

Listening to the clash and wishing someone would give me $5000.00

But then I’d owe someone $5000.00 and I’d be screwed

2009 Will be the end of me being financially immature

Also I’d love a glass of red right now

Financially horrible

Oh Dear,

I just found out that I also owe $610.00 dollars for my storage.

My name is Lithy and I am terrible with money.

I’m shocking I can’t save, I impulse buy, I’m over generous with my money - especially when I’m pissed, I’m lazy and spend cash on non-essential things like cabs, take aways and alcohol.

I’m fucking awful.

I was never taught anything about money and I never took the time to learn anything about it either. My mum is frivoulous and always in trouble with the green stuff and my father hordes it away in several bank account - only extracting from it when needed and with great pain.

I need to change this. So far I’ve been able to pirouette my way through miraculously coming into cash just before I hit rock bottom.

So with a deep breathe I begin. With next weeks payday I shall start.

All will be documented. I think I might even start a new tumblr for it. (Stay Tuned)

Most importantly I need to clear three debts 1. $750.00 debt to my friend Lars 2. $500 Telstra Bill & 3. $610.00 Storage debt.

Just this moment I gave myself three goals.

1. Pay these three outstanding bills off by Christmas

2. Stop using non ANZ atm’s (You get hit with a $2 withdrawal fee)

3. Stop using cabs because I am too lazy to walk.

Keep on rocking in the free world

Give me a break

I spend alot of time at work on forums and lately I’ve been visiting Baby Essentials and offbeatmama.

Other than the obvious sharing of tips, ideas and terrifying accounts of childbirth. There seems to be a lot of bashing. Not of eachother, but of us childless folk so affectionately refered to on numerous posts as the “non breeders”.

The non breeders apparently scowl at the site of any thing wearing nappies, we’re inconsiderate, selfish and apparently have no idea of what it is to be tired, to be exhausted, to have no time on our hands. All the activities we pursue on a day to day basis are trivial. No matter how good a friend we were before child, the moment that little tucker pops out we are officially shit. We don’t understand, we’re not sympathic.

Now I’m in the position where literally all my girlfriends from highschool to now are either pregnant or have a child. I believe there are three other friends who are “Non breeders”. The “with child” group of friends I have have divided themselves into two groups.

1. The group who either stopped speaking to me once baby was born and I had given them their presents or rarely speak to me and when they do it’s full of condescending remarks, sarcasm and half assed attempts to pretend their listening to me when I use 1 minute of the conversation to update them on my life.

2. Had kids, still awesome. Obviously things have changed, but we still make time for eachother, happily swap stories about eachothers life and generally little has changed.

And so I officially declare I am pissed off with group 1. I was a good friend, I called and visited regulary whilst you were pregnant and feeling sorry for yourself. I happily went baby shopping and spent hours with your weighing up the pros and cons of disposable nappies and cloth, I bought you snacks and organised baby showers. I continued to offer my support after your baby was born, I bought gifts, called regulary (at reasonable times) to see how you were, I visited and heard all about your broken nipples. I consiously made an effort to talk about myself as little as possible and ask all about everything going on with you.

Yet you became self righteous. You apparently now were a better person, a more important person. Everytime I spoke or saw you I left feeling belittled.

Now I know there were some people who abandoned you as soon as you got sperminated. But lets be honest here, they were shitty people prior to fertilisation. Remember the ones who would disspear when it was their shout, the ones who suddenly had to go and would call you back when you needed someone to talk to. The ones we used to bitch about constantly. Like you’re surprised they vanished at the site of your expanding belly and realisation that you would no longer be shouting them drinks for a while.

So really my point is, get off your highchair. We’re thrilled you have a child. Seriously we are. But stop treating the friends who stuck by you like shit.

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Say it again but slowly: ruling hard

Not sure if this is a question or a statement. If a Question -then yes I guess I am, if a statment than awesome - you should continue to rule hard

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